Smurf

I’ll judge you with no mercy
And eat a potato
My strawberry juice
Will only seal that up
My pork chop
Will provoke me
To be nippy
And I will be nippy
The salad will ensure me
To be shameless as well
So I’ll be shameless
I have the salad after all
Only when I see Trump
I shrink and I become a smurf
A smurf of green
With identity crisis